Agent X Synthetic Urine

Agent X is so sophisticated, it’s even used by laboratory technicians to help calibrate their urine drug testing equipment. If it’s good enough to pass a urinalysis test, it’s definitely good enough to please your partner. In the box, you’ll find everything you need to pull off the heist successfully: one 3oz bottle of premixed synthetic urine, one temperature strip, one heat pack, and one rubber band. If you need to get a little stealthier, check out The Stash Strap and Stash Undies. Both were made to help you conceal your secret formula easily and discreetly. 

Keep it naughty but play it safe with Dr. Green’s Agent X Synthetic Urine! This premixed solution is exactly like human urine but without all the harmful toxins and bacteria. It’s so similar to real urine, even lab testing equipment can’t tell the difference! Formulated with the proper balance of pH, creatinine, and specific gravity, Agent X passes for the real thing every time. Pretty stealthy, huh?

Dr. Green’s formula comes premixed with all the ingredients you’d expect to find in organic urine; but, since it’s been generated in a lab, it’s safer and cleaner so you can get your freak on without transmitting harmful diseases to your partner. Go under cover while you’re under covers to deliver the most realistic golden shower simulation!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to heat the sample to body temperature and keep it there until you’re ready to unload it. Just put it in the microwave for 10 seconds so that the attached temperature strip shows you a reading between 94 and 100 degrees. If it comes out warm but the temperature strip is blank, wait for the sample to cool down until you see the indicator is between 94-100. If you need to keep your sample warm for awhile, open the included heat pack, shake for 5 seconds to activate, and attach it to the bottle with the rubber band. This will keep your sample warm for up to 8 hours. When you’re ready to deliver your top secret sample, double check the temperature strip to make sure it’s at the correct temperature (94-100 degrees), give it a quick shake, and then empty the liquid where you want it most. Mission accomplished!