Agent X Synthetic Urine

Lab-Grade Precision

Agent X is so sophisticated, it’s even used by laboratory technicians to help calibrate their urine drug testing equipment. If it’s good enough to pass a urinalysis test, it’s definitely good enough to please your partner. This premixed solution is exactly like human urine but without all the harmful toxins and bacteria. It’s formulated with the proper balance of pH, creatinine, and specific gravity—making it virtually indistinguishable from the real thing. Pretty stealthy, huh?

What’s in the Box

In the box, you’ll find everything you need to pull off the heist successfully: one 3oz bottle of premixed synthetic urine, one temperature strip, one heat pack, and one rubber band. If you need to get a little stealthier, check out The Stash Strap and Stash Undies—both designed to help conceal your secret formula easily and discreetly. Keep it naughty but play it safe with Dr. Green’s Agent X Synthetic Urine.

Safe and Realistic

Dr. Green’s formula comes premixed with all the ingredients found in organic urine, but since it’s lab-generated, it’s safer and cleaner. You can get your freak on without the risk of transmitting harmful diseases to your partner. Go undercover while you’re under the covers and deliver the most realistic golden shower simulation ever.

Easy to Use

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to heat the sample to body temperature and keep it there until use. Just microwave it for 10 seconds until the temperature strip reads between 94 and 100 degrees. If it’s too hot and the strip doesn’t show, let it cool down. To maintain warmth, shake the included heat pack for 5 seconds and secure it with the rubber band—this keeps the sample warm for up to 8 hours. When you’re ready, double-check the temperature, give it a quick shake, and unload your top-secret sample. Mission accomplished!